said to die in the history of the most cowardly, the East Timor Jinxiao Wu Sima.
Like the brother with the majority of the emperor, to indulge in sensual, concubines arms around all day drinking. A drunk man to quarrel with Chong Fei Gui, note that argument, not a concubine of the emperor reprimanded, but the Emperor and the concubine you one insults me a quarrel. Last Sima students to provoke anxious, thrown a fit of anger of the words:
still there awake in the Gui people began to wonder, the old guy to ignore me? Find someone else to go, where it can do? ! Now I am so young and beautiful, and you ignore me, the future and so I am old, there is a better life ah? ! Grew more and more gas, more and more convinced is not good, and finally, the very fact of a bite, a heartless, attracted a few ladies, moved a few large bed quilts, 三下五除二, the sweet sleep of Sima still alive classmate Wusi the. Sima
poor innocent students, so for a young couple bicker's angry words, lost his life only a few amendments to an emperor life.
said to die in the history of the most bizarre, is the Spring and Autumn when the Jin ruler Jinjing Gong Ji.
This brother is truly grasp the reins of the generation of the monarch, the older, somewhat old age. Jin, a fortune teller, is probably tired of living, with the monarch said, you old blanket, not live to eat the new wheat this time, JI is certainly not a happy old man, and to the time when the new wheat down, the fortune of attracting, holding a bowl, said: Look, you say I live to see the new wheat to eat, I eat for you to see this! However, you have to give I die, who told you to be considered are not allowed! Having said having the launch of fortune trying to chop out.
Ji old man Duanqifanwan, just eat, I suddenly felt stomach problems, with about that, not a, I have to go on the trip latrine, said put down the bowl out. To wait for about attendants, food is cold, but he did come back the monarch, Editor's Note it? Scatter and look for private, can not find the palace where, finally, found in the latrine Ji old man, had fallen into the pit, the already death of a prince of the ... ...
since been praised, said the old gentleman is Ji The first martyr in the toilet of the Emperor ... ...
has always been known for writing concise, .
do not remember who asked me, what is silly missing? I said, if Canada is foolish lack of acting by it. I felt, the following two to die in the most stupid lack of competition ... ...
Emperor Qin Jun Wang Taiwu one is king of swing to win. In fact, the future of the monarch and more good ah, 17-year-old came to the throne, the young and promising, Qin also national power peak, princes are afraid. Where where all good, that is missing a bit silly, like the ratio of strength with others, feel free to see what are dissatisfied, in particular, not great stuff to see. 23 years old to go out and see the big tripod Luoyang people than to pull its weight, and I heard the name Hercules can lift to Bangladesh, said he could not lift, the results really lifted, but no anti-lived, falling cut the thigh, a detour of medical conditions was almost, not two days later died in Luoyang, the.
Another Award candidates lack the most stupid, not the emperor, but also Jinzhiyuye how to say Yes, the son of Han Dynasty, were loud enough to head it, Guangling Liu Xu. The student is also a good Cotyledons Liu, born strong and healthy, force is extraordinary. But you re-capability, can not enjoy the activities so perverted it. Liu students do not love gold and silver beauty, we like to fight with the bear. It is said that in his own manor has a big bear Court, which fed the brown bear, grizzly and black bears, sun bears, polar bear ... ... In short, LIU Han students would not do it all day, wondering how to pinch the frame with the Bear also do this to his teacher. Gesanchaiwu, Bear Court, to ferret out into a bear to beat fat meal, the hero ah! But then, when the heroes have missed, and finally one day, students hear of severe bear Liu, the name of the name, was scratch bear to die ... ...
you detract from the Han Dynasty, more than longitudinal Britain tomorrow ah, how such a beloved son of Health ... ...
we believe that students and Liu won the students, who lack even the most stupid award worthy of it, I compare the students favorite Liu oh ... ...
ah, the story mentioned here, we also summarize the summary, the study of history thing is to learn from history, what have we learned? I think, the following points must be our future reference:
1. Young couple quarrel, not to mention the angry words;
2. Fortuneteller say something, or to take it seriously ;
3. weightlifting is a dangerous sport, not professionally trained, do not try;
4. people are pinched, but wild beasts, especially bears, not life and death, do not take the pace ;
5. Finally, and most importantly, the toilet, especially to the toilet, do not worry be ah ... ...
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